HALLOWEEN
JOKES
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What
subject do witches like best? Spelling How
come the skeleton didn’t get married? His
heart wasn’t in it. What
do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy-Bones How
come the skeleton didn’t go to
the Halloween Party? He had
no body to go with. |
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What is a vampires favorite: Candy - - - - -all
day sucker Fruit
- - - - - - neck-tarine Food
- - - - - -fang-furthers Animal-
- - - -giraffe |
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Why
do vampires like to play baseball? Because
they have lots of bats |
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Why
is it easy to tell when ghost are lying? Because you
can see right through them! What
is a ghost favorite days? Moan-day
and Fright day Why
did the ghost go to the football game? They needed some team spirit. |
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What
do you call a ghost’s mistake?
Boo-Boo’s How
do ghost like their eggs?
Terri-fried |
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What do ghost eat for breakfast? Dreaded
Wheat Ghost
Toasties Rice
Creepies Boo-berry
muffins |
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What do ghost eat for lunch? Spook-ette Halloweenies Devil’s food
cake |
