HALLOWEEN JOKES

What subject do witches like best?

†††††††††††††† Spelling

 

How come the skeleton didnít get married?†††††††††††

††††††††††††† His heart wasnít in it.

 

What do you call a skeleton who wonít work?†††††††††††

†††††††††††† Lazy-Bones

 

How come the skeleton didnít go

to the Halloween Party?††††

††††††††† He had no body to go with.

What is a vampires favorite:

Candy- - - - -all day sucker

Fruit - - - - - - neck-tarine

Food - - - - - -fang-furthers

Animal- - - - -giraffe

Why do vampires like to play baseball?

†††††††† Because they have lots of bats

Why is it easy to tell when ghost are lying?

†††† Because you can see right through them!

 

What is a ghost favorite days?

††††††† Moan-day and Fright day

 

Why did the ghost go to the football game?

They needed some team spirit.

What do you call a ghostís mistake?†††††††††††† Boo-Booís

 

How do ghost like their eggs?††††††††††††††††††††† Terri-fried

What do ghost eat for breakfast?

 

†††† Dreaded Wheat

†††† Ghost Toasties

†††† Rice Creepies

†††† Boo-berry muffins

What do ghost eat for lunch?

 

††††† Spook-ette

†††† Halloweenies

††† Devilís food cake

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