POP QUIZ

What can you swallow that can also swallow you?            Water

 

Where is the ocean the deepest?

                  At the bottom

 

What room has no walls, no doors and no windows?    A mushroom

 

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month.         The letter D

 

How can you touch the floor without standing on your feet or hands?     Fall out of bed

 

What invention allows people to walk through walls?                       Doors

 

What has a mouth, but does not speak and a bed but does not sleep?          A river

 

What is it you can put in your right hand but not in your left?    Your left elbow

 

What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it?               Your name

 

What can you touch, see and make, but can’t hold?     A shadow

 

What has a neck, but no head?   A bottle

A bucket is filled with water, it weighs 15 pounds.  What can you add to make it weigh less?              HOLES

 

If there are 13 apples in a basket and you took 3, how many apples would you have?     Three.  If you took three you still have three

 

If your neighbor’s rooster comes onto your property and lays an egg in your garden, who owns the egg?        NOBODY, roosters can’t lay eggs.

 

If a man has ten sons and each son has a sister, how many children has he altogether?         Eleven, because the daughter is each son’s sister.