ANIMAL JOKES
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What
follows a cat wherever he goes?
His tail When
is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you? When
you are a mouse How
do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut How
do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench |
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Do
rabbits use combs? No, they
use hare brushes What
kind of music do rabbits like? HIP-HOP |
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What
is a hen’s favorite vegetable?
eggplant What
time do ducks get up? At
the quack of dawn. What
is a little frog’s favorite game?
hop-scotch What
happen to the man who swallowed a
frog? He croaked How
do you catch an electric eel? With a lighting rod What
do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
An
udder failure. |
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What is the strongest bee in the world Vitamin B What is the smartest bee in the world? Spelling B What bee can’t make up his mind? A May-be |
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What
do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk |